i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
