yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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