But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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