I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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