I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
this boner is exhausting
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
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