all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
