Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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