Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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