Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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