how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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