So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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