Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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