**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I love you. Go after that dick
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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