i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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