party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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