she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
