Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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