Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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