whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I AM VODKA MAN
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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