Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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