I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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