oh god the rape fog is back!
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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