I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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