Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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