"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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