She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
why is half of my head shaved?
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