HIV tests are more positive than that guy
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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