battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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