need another drink. this is the easiest way
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Princesses don't give blow jobs
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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