Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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