You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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