I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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