It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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