i'm signing you up for texting rehab
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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