Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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