I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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