found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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