Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I've blown a few things in my day
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
she pinky promised me she was 18
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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