Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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