Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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