No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I think my moral compass just broke
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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