3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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