community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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