We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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