do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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