my mouth tastes like poor choices
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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