You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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