ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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