tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Randomize
