You're my little dorito
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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