My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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