At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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