i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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