I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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