i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
