That's intense
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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