I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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