Porn is love you can see.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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