I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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